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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Swine Flu

Some people seem brain-damaged to me. They have flu-like symptoms (aka the Flu) and they don't even have the balls to get checked out for another potentially fatal, far more infectious flu, H1N1 (Swine Flu). I swear to God if i get sick from one of these selfish fuckers I am going to punch them with a knife, then I'm going to quarantine myself for a week, because I'm not a retard.

Did you know that the infection is basically over in Mexico? Do you know why? BECAUSE THEY TOOK IT SERIOUSLY! They shut down cities, and you wont even lock yourself in your room for a few days because you're scared of a test result which changes nothing about your condition. If you were going to die from swine flu, you're going to die, whether or not you know you have it. It's just selfish, and stupid to pretend you're okay and continue to risk spreading the infection.

Then there are people who are saying "Why worry? it's like bird flu, it was never serious". YOU DIMWIT! The reason bird flu never became serious is because many people did(and still do) wear facemasks in affected areas to lower risks of spreading, or contracting the infection.

Yeah, you're all for protecting the little babies, the defenseless geriatrics, the frail, weak, and injured, but as soon as some tiny responsibility falls on you, YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR!? This is a real life rendition of the Milgram experiment. Basically, as long as authority tells you it's okay, and you dont realise that you ARE actually directly responsible for the death of all these innocent babies, geriatrics and those otherwise immune-deficient, you're going to keep passing off responsibility.

Maybe instead of killing and burning pigs to prevent risks of new infection, maybe we could just BURN the people carrying the mutated flu.
Bring me some fucking porkchops.
Shepherd

Monday, June 22, 2009

Mass Effect

Has anyone seen the game Mass Effect? If you have and you've played it you'll know that it's a pretty awesome game. You fly around in a spaceship shooting people and beating people up who disagree with you, Something we all want to do....but cant. Thats why the game is there, so we dont have to go out and do that, that's why all games are made, so we can do something we normally couldnt do, they are simulations. Anyway this game was rated MA15+ and for good reason too, around the end of the game there is a scene where granted you have followed the stroy line correctly you get to do it with an alien chick, now you may be thinking one of two things

A) OMG awesome where may I aquire this awesome game

or

B) why would you wanna do it with a hot alien babe? (in which case you're weird)

This scene casued some contraversy and the developers held a conference to clear a few things up. One "concerned mother" stated "MY seven year old son was playing this game and this scene was completley inappropriate i think this game should be taken off the market to prevent further cases such as this"

Anyone else think her shoe size is bigger than her IQ?

The game is rated MA15+ for a reason, why the fuck is your seven year old son playing this game, can't you read? It stated on the front of the box, that something like this would happen WTF?

*face palm*

Liquid Ability

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Bad Parenting

Recently it seems the television stations have become a little loser on the restrictions they are placing on late night television. As a consequence more people are complaining about the shows being shown.

Why are the television stations not taking actions to prevent nudity and bad language at 1am you ask? I say we ignore that and we ask what’s really important.

What the Fuck is your 5 year old child doing up at 1am? This is one example how loose parenting has corrupted our youth. “Smacking is no longer aloud”, ok officially what the hell has this world come to? We as a society have become so concerned about not being “friends” with our youth that we have forgotten to be parents at all.

Take control of your kids set boundaries and for gods sake don’t be afraid to smack your kids. Now don’t get me wrong I’m not saying you go Chuck Norris and open a can of whoop-ass on them. I’m just saying that for the past 4000 years parents have smacked there children and set boundaries.

Our children run loose and rampart. Take responsibility for your actions. When you decided to bring a kid into this world you were signing a contract with yourself saying you would raise them. If you don’t then you will just be pumping another Hitler into this world.

No you say, I don’t think I can do that, stop pumping your girlfriend, put a condom on and commit genocide in the condom instead.

NMGod

Saturday, June 20, 2009

The Cold Is Unbearable

Hey Guys its my turn to rant today and i have something for ya'll

I go to a school on the North Shore called Kuringai..
Its all fine and dandy i guess. Same as any old school and yes it does have its bad parts to it too.

But one thing that really ticks me off at our school is the jumpers they force us to wear in the winter. Ok what did it get to the other week? It was about 14 degrees the other day and that was the max temperature. Now that for me if goddamn cold and im sure you all agree with me.

Now it would be all fine if I had proper clothes to suit the conditions but our school jumpers are so crappy, the wind passes straight through them and the jumper costs $70!!! You have to be stupid if you think that's worth the money...

Now I could probably cope with that but all I did was wear a hoody under my school jumper so I can keep myself warm and the moment I step into class I get told to take it off by a teacher.

Now guess what the teacher was wearing. He was so cosy and warm in his big woolen jumper while we get left to freeze our asses off in the coldness and the rain. They might as well be wearing snow pants and snow jackets to rub it in!!!

But whenever we try to rebel against this we get detentions and stuff because "The teacher is always right"

Well maybe this time you guys should think about how we are feeling and think again...

Raditz

Sunday, June 14, 2009

I've gotta get me a better computer

Fuck you Nintendo, really, look what you've done! You have opened up Pandora’s Box and consequently screwed the rest of the console gaming community. Video games are now ruined.
Microsoft has just unveiled their newest product for the Xbox 360; a straight out copy of the Nintendo Wii, a controller-less console.
The Wii console was specifically designed to tap into the uncharted market of non-gaming people, those who never were interested in real video games and probably never will be. It exists solely to please a family of non-gamers, and has gained Nintendo (a fading company, unable to compete with past triumphs of Nintendo 64 and the Game Boy) overwhelming attention and revenue.
To keep up with the competition Nintendo and their Wii is delivering; Microsoft has now too conformed to the “Gaming is for everyone!” claim. So, now us gamers are left with something of a problem.
Over time I have gradually seen the influx of companies releasing the infamous ‘play once’ games, and I thought to myself; “Hey, don’t worry. The industry will eventually stop and come around.” Nice try but wrong, douche bag! This Xbox conformity is only further proven by Lionhead releasing “Fable 2”, which introduces a duel gaming experience UI. People who had never picked up a control before could command the game just as easily as a veteran gamer, and, you guessed it, widened the target market to the community of jock arsehole posers whom seem to think that because they can get to the easily-achievable end, they are suddenly experts in all things electronic and can lecture me about how great the Wii interface is!
There are many types of gamers, and different consoles cater to their various tastes; Xbox 360 & PS3 were designed for the serious hardcore gamers, with their only issues being the RRoD and overwhelming price respectively. PC is for the truly hardcore gamers and I respect and commend anyone who seriously games online. Before the invention of the Wii, these were the only 2 real categories of gaming, but then Nintendo crossed a boundary and instantaneously gaming is for everyone. Now I have to listen to Freddy Fuckstick telling me that I’m a noob because he killed me after fragging him 60 times, getting bored and stabbing him.
I think it’s time I move onto the realm of online PC gaming, now that my once-underground community of console gamers has become infected with the ‘main steam’ virus. ‘Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all, and it is time to move on.
And to anyone who has just discovered consoles, stay with it, don’t follow me. I’m joining the last line of defence against mainstream; AKA computer gaming.
RIP Herachio, you will be missed.

Abortion.

So I intended to go to an abortion rally on saturday 13th (dont know when I intend to post this) but I fell asleep because I had just worked 10 hours straight with head office there and I got a warning sheet and all this other nonsense but oh well.
I didn’t end up going but it is still something I feel strongly about, I know everyone may have different views but I have my views and I do not force them on to other people so if you believe that abortion should remain illegal and women should always have their kids then that is great however I do not. I suggest you stop reading now if this is likely to offend you

I find that in general the people who are meant to be their for guidance are the ones who are the least accepting in their views. I was at an abortion clinic the other day (gathering information for posters and such) and I was there with my girlfriend and as we walked out some christian piece of shit threw fake blood at us.. I was wearing a new shirt... now I hate other people forcing their views on to me and this is one of those times the guy who threw it called us murderers and ran. I was busy making sure my girlfriend was all right so all I managed to do was peg a rock at him, got him but he kept running (need to practice some baseball skills). This would have been a week or so ago down at fairfield.
(No I cant wear that new shirt any more)

Now I understand that if abortion was legalized my mother would never have been born but my mother strongly supports it and so do I. One example we got given was a 14 year old girl who was raped and got knocked up, they could not prove any physical damage would be caused by the pregnancy so she did not get granted abortion privileges however she did it anyway with the old fashioned coat-hanger ripping apart her uterus when she got to the hospital and recovered she got sentenced to juvenile manslaughter with special consideration due to pregnancy related psychological damage.

Do you really want that? this is the state we live in people! I want it legalized..

Would you really want a crack whore who cant support a kid have a child? really? just think about it.

well that’s my two cents..

Moxy

Friday, June 12, 2009

Choose to wear

Now I generally wear clothing that is 'normal' for people of my 'group' black jeans some band shirt. But I also CHOOSE to wear a woolen coat or a bandana across my face. I do not understand why people have the need to share their 'advice' on what I wear. I was walking along about 2 hours ago and some person 'shared' their opinion about what I was wearing. This advice was shared by him yelling "take that fuckin' bandana off ya face [nb]" now think.. The reason I am wearing it is because it is a wind-chill of -4 C it keeps my face warm. Not to mention it looks awesome.. Now this boy was in his 20 something’s. By this point nobody else is picking out your clothing for you. So to be teased on something that you CHOSE to wear seems a little odd. Why would I choose to wear something that I don't like? Unless it’s for a stunt in which case you shouldn’t be teased on it anyway.
Just some food for thought really on this Sunday night.
Moxy

Monday, June 8, 2009

Musical Development

Music is something that most everyone enjoys, some people don't...and I pity you. But something that I have noticed is that people arent buying any CD's anymore, I mean sure there are a few CD stores around and there is the almighty JB HI FI, but since the internet had it's big boom no-one is buying CD's and i find it sad, because I personally liked to support artists for their work, if I thought there work was good I would buy their CD, that's how it went. I also like having something to show for what I own, records were cool in there time and my dad's record collection was absolutly awesome. Tapes were also cool, I remeber having quite a few tapes, also recording stuff off the radio was fun too, making your own mix tapes. Does anyone listen to the radio anymore...didn't think so. When was the last time you sat down and read a BOOK!! (omg did he say book? WTF is a book, I think it's one of those things I use to beat people and fill my stove with) Getting a little off topic...^_^

Nowadays people just download music, movies and books for free (I cannot judge as I've done this too) but think about it, if you're not paying for something that someone else has created...isn't that called stealing? Isn't stealing a crime? I don't know why society has deemed stealing as a comendable act but I for one have decided that from this day foward, I will not download music, movies, or I don't know, whatever else you can download for free, I dont have something to show for what I'm recieving then I shouldn't have it, and neither should anyone else.

Liquid Ability

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Licensing System too much??

Alright another week another rant by yours truly..

I have recently gone for my L's test. I passed with flying colours i might add. Now before the test I was pretty nervous because I didn't want to fail and look like a retard because everyone says it's easy. So I got over that hurdle thank god.

I thought the hard bit was over.. I was wrong. Now I have to drive 120 hours before I can move onto my P's. Dude wtf? 120 hours? Isn't that a bit much??

I asked a couple of my mates who already have their P's, how many hours did they have to do. My friend is 18 this year and he only had to do 80 hours. Now he is a more than capable driver I might add and that's only 2 years difference between him and I.

Now I know what you might be thinking. There are stupid P platers who get into stupid crashes every time they think it might be cool to speed. Now that really ticks me off.

"Oh good morning world, tonight I might go out and do some reckless driving and kill my good mate Freddy in the process of that."

Dude wtf are these guys thinking?!? But they still don't learn their lesson and go out killing more innocent people. And the worst thing is, us newcomers to the whole driving thing have to cop it by doing an excessive amount of hours just to prove we won't go out and kill our mates as well.

There is only one solution people. Stop and think before you do something like that.
And for the people who give the Learners their P plate licenses at first:

If they look shifty, don't trust them behind the wheel!!

That's all for this week..
Raditz

Friday, June 5, 2009

Bad customers.

Let me ask you all a question shall I and please answer honestly.
Who wakes up of a morning and says to themselves. I know, I'm going to get wasted go to a macca's with my mates and have a who can vomit until they can pass out contest.
Well these four pricks at my macca's yesterday did exactly that. Covered the entire bathroom the floors the windows even the bloody television in vomit..
Who thinks of that as a good idea? seriously..

Only a few days previously we had another people with a "great idea".
They walked in and ordered 5 Big mac sauce, 10 Honey mustard sauce, 5 packets of ketchup, 2 large cokes, 2 large sprites, and a cheeseburger (extra pickles x5). Now their "great idea" peg these ingredients at the walls.. They broke the mc'cafe signs through vinigar burns. one of the guys who smashed the honey mustard sauce into the wall put a hole in the wall. they covered every wall in mac sauce and to finish it all up they all spat into the drinks and threw them at the roof.. then they legged it.. Come on.. I had to clean all that.. It may be funny for you thinking of me cleaning your shit up.. but if I see you guys in public I'm going to smear all of those lovely ingredients all over your pants shirt and in your hair and then I'm going to chain you to the ground and make you clean yourself with your own damn spit!

Its seriously just annoying..

And another thing, too all of you who come through drive through and order a whopper or a pizza.. your not funny.. get over yourselves. I have already decked 3 people over ordering whoppers don't make it be 4 I really don't want to lose my job.

I hope the message is spread.. Dont trash shit for the hell of it!
as the add goes

"DONT BE A TOSSER, BIN IT!"

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

News

I finally wrote a letter in to my local news station to make a statement.. now normally I hold my tongue because I believe that people who feel the need to write in to a newspaper are all self serving pricks who want to make themselves feel like they have an opinion and that people give a shit what they think..... as a point that is exactly what I am... but thats besides the point.

I wrote in because there was an article (is that correct in this context? can TV have articles? anywho...) there was an article about a gay couple.. yes homosexual.. who had this crazy idea about getting married and living a happy life isnt that crazy! FUCK NO! you know what else? they thought I know we want to have a familly. Lets have a surrogate child.. Now stop and think for a moment, this is a pair of loving parents who happen to be gay who are using legitimate legal means to give birth to a child that they will love and raise and care for as their own.. OH MY GOD THE HORROR!!! I am still yet to see the downside here.. ok well the article goes on.. (is that the right context again I am confused)
A christian priest comes on.. now dont get me started on christians, but this really shat me. He started going on with all this ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE bull shit, my letter I sent was short and simply said "Would you rather two loving parents having a child they love and care for or a drug dealer and his junkie girlfriend?"

This really twists me the wrong way.. why do people give a shit if the parents are gay? its like saying a midget should not breed because he is too short. Or saying that a liberal should not breed because he is not labour.. Come on.. Just because someone isnt an atomaton robot does not mean he should be discriminated against!

-Moxy

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