Swine Flu

Some people seem brain-damaged to me. They have flu-like symptoms (aka the Flu) and they don't even have the balls to get checked out for another potentially fatal, far more infectious flu, H1N1 (Swine Flu). I swear to God if i get sick from one of these selfish fuckers I am going to punch them with a knife, then I'm going to quarantine myself for a week, because I'm not a retard.

Did you know that the infection is basically over in Mexico? Do you know why? BECAUSE THEY TOOK IT SERIOUSLY! They shut down cities, and you wont even lock yourself in your room for a few days because you're scared of a test result which changes nothing about your condition. If you were going to die from swine flu, you're going to die, whether or not you know you have it. It's just selfish, and stupid to pretend you're okay and continue to risk spreading the infection.

Then there are people who are saying "Why worry? it's like bird flu, it was never serious". YOU DIMWIT! The reason bird flu never became serious is because many people did(and still do) wear facemasks in affected areas to lower risks of spreading, or contracting the infection.

Yeah, you're all for protecting the little babies, the defenseless geriatrics, the frail, weak, and injured, but as soon as some tiny responsibility falls on you, YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR!? This is a real life rendition of the Milgram experiment. Basically, as long as authority tells you it's okay, and you dont realise that you ARE actually directly responsible for the death of all these innocent babies, geriatrics and those otherwise immune-deficient, you're going to keep passing off responsibility.

Maybe instead of killing and burning pigs to prevent risks of new infection, maybe we could just BURN the people carrying the mutated flu.
Bring me some fucking porkchops.