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Saturday, May 2, 2009

God Damn Telemarketers!!!

Now I’m sure from past experiences that everyone who is reading this right now has had this problem at least 3 times in their lives. Those God damn telemarketers are one of my worst enemies… And I have never even met them!!!

You’re chilling at your house. It’s 8 o’clock on a Sunday night and you are watching one of your Sunday night time programs when the phone rings... “Who the f**k could that be on a Sunday Night!?”

The answer my friends is quite obvious no? I mean a NORMAL person that has a basic form of common sense wouldn’t bother you on a Sunday night now would they?!?! It has to be a TELEMARKETER!!!

Sorry if you think I am being a little harsh here… I mean, it is their job… They don’t need to be reminded that they have sunk as low as to become a fucking telemarketer!!!

Now this rant happens to be different from other rants I myself have posted because this problem (Thank God!) has a solution. You can now get telemarketers blocked from calling you. Now I wonder how bored the telemarketers must be now, seeing as pretty much everyone with a brain would have signed up and blocked themselves from these annoying calls, am I right?

Well I guess that’s one big form of annoyance they have found a solution for and I, for one, am very delighted at that and I am sure most of you guys are too. Now to find solutions to my other problems and complete my dream of an annoyance-free life!! Muhahahahaha!!!!

Raditz

1 comment:

  1. Watch out, not all telemarketers are blocked, the rural fire service can call you up looking for a donation, you may then request to be excluded from their list..

    Now it's up to you to decide if someone flogging new carpet or just fund raising can be classified as telemarketing. I believe they are exactly the same as they are calls you don't want landing at your private number in your private time.

    I have said enough.

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