Top 5 rules of being in public

Have you ever noticed that when out in public some people just do not seem to get the basic rules of politeness.

The first rule I think that everyone should follow, please for the love of xanthos do not yell at someone across a courtyard, I do not need to know that you just stole somebodies Ipod and I do not need to know if you happen to sort of recognise that guy from somewhere or other, keep your voice down. Talking is fine, sure I yell enough as it is, but these are to the people directly next to me and its not loud enough so that somebody 50 meters away could hear me.

Second thing, I have a mohawk and people always point and stare, I dont really mind this, but if someone comes up to me to insult me on how I wear my hair... Hello, I've had my hair like this for over a year now, you can clearly see that because I have regrowth, if I have my hair like this I have it because I like it, I don't care what random strangers think about it so please dont come up to me and give me a one lined insult that makes no sense. If you really don't like it well lets sit down and have a conversation...

Which leads me to rule three!
Why do I care what the people in front of me are talking about or doing, I hate when my friends say something like "did you hear that lady in front of us her child has cancer" ok so maybe not that drastic but I still don't care. Little timmy can die of AIDS it doesnt affect me and I dont care. If I knew little timmy that would affect me but I would find out in my own time not by overhearing someone else say it. I hate even more when I overhear someone talking about something they overheard someone else talking about. This is just confusing and will only get more confusing. Please everyone, stop eavesdropping and make your own friends.

Rule four. Music. OK this is a touchy subject for me because I am a really big music fan, I listen to music constantly and you will only ever find me not listening to music because I have turned it off to listen to you. Thats the point. People never turn their music off to listen to other people any more. I have people at fast food stores place their order with their headphones in so loud they cannot hear, they would rather keep asking "What?" and saying "Speak up I can't hear you" then take their damn headphones out for two seconds, and those are the good ones...

Rule five. What's even more annoying is people who play music through their cellphones. Two things wrong with this, not everyone likes the same music and most of the people who play music from their phones listen to music that I do not particularly like.. and second even if I did like it, playing it through your phones loud speaker is like playing it through two cans attatched by a string. It sounds like shit! I heard a kid listening to the song "soulja boy" which I do not particularly like, but for the first half of the song I thought they where listening to a hardstyle dance song because you cannot hear it at all, and I was sitting next to him!