Just recently I was at the grocery store, buying a few things and while I'm waiting for the mindless young lady behind the counter to put the grocery's into their respective bags (even that she failed at. As i was getting the bags i saw that somehow the dry noodles wound up with the damn milk! but this isn't about her, or crushed noodles so i digress), I turn around to find one of those charity collection boxes for seeing eye dogs. If you're in Australia, you probably know the ones I'm talking about, shaped like a Labrador with a little coin slot in the top of it's head, and some little punk has decided he would be cool to tie a plastic bag over it's head! Seriously, what the hell? This damn charity is looking for a few bucks to make blind people's lives suck a little less, and you think it's "cool" to try and screw things up for them? I mean, these people only get a few dollars a WEEK and you try discourage even that?
I took the plastic bag off and recycled that thing, And those kids are lucky I used the provided bin instead of recycling it AS A MURDER WEAPON!!!
This stuff doesn't even count as vandalism. It's not a teenage surge of emotional expression, or a statement, it's some stupid kids doing some stupid kid stuff because their parents didn't beat them enough growing up!
I hope someone finds these kids in a few years and does what their parent's didn't have the guts to do.
ABORT THEM.
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Easy solution here, tie the bag over the kids head, poke a hole there so he can breath, then remind him he is now basically blind..
ReplyDeleteSend him out to the car park and let him use his numb sensors to doge oncoming cars and stray shopping trolleys..
that sounds like a fun new game that should be added to the olympics.
ReplyDelete1. it would remove lots of criminals (assuming we use criminals)
2. It would be entertaining as hell
3. We could also add it to winter sports and just put them on ice skates. (not saying we'd put them on ice either)