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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Has SORRY died?

Is it so hard these days to say to somebody I am sorry?
I was walking through Hornsby mall the other day and somebody walks into me with an ice cream which hit my shirt.. brown ice cream on a white shirt, and sure it would come out so its not a big deal and yes it was partly my fault for not stepping out of the way as I was talking to a friend at the time so didn't notice him.
However I immediately apologized to him, in return i get a spew of "FUCK YOU" and "What the fuck" thrown at me.. really it was as much his fault as mine.. both parties should have apologized.. apparently these days saying sorry is not how people deal with accidents rather they simply tell the person off and act high and mighty.
Moxy

Monday, November 30, 2009

Speeding douchebags

Today i was with my friend walking out of the shopping centre and we were crossing the road with his 1 year old child in a 40 zone when a car comes speeding passed and refused to slow down!

I was like WTF is your problem dickhead, dont you see that there is a baby crossing the road in a god dam 40 ZONE???

Some one who is a cop should fine is god forsaken ass already! If this guy is going twice the speed limit in a place where there are kids about then his brain is obviously not in the right fucking spot!

These are the careless people that cause stupid crashes just because they are selfish enough. All im saying here is if your going to drive, get a fucking brain first and slow down in these areas!

This is Raditz giving you the lowdown on that!

Raditz

Saturday, August 22, 2009

The Simps-

This is probably going to be a short one. I'm so pissed off that I might have trouble writing more than a few coherent sentences.

Not 20 minutes ago I was watching an old-ish episode of The Simpsons (yes I still occassionaly watch cartoons. Deal with it) where the town falls under prohibition laws. At the end of the episode, conflict is resolved, characters remain the same. Though one thing was a little different. Normally this episode ends with Homer Simpson giving a short speech:
"Here's to alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
However, someone in the great almighty powers of government censorship decided that Homer's choice of words was particularly blase, and unacceptable for little kiddies. So they cut it. The last 10 seconds of the episode gone. I wouldn't have noticed it if the cut to credits was so unnatural.

What the Fuck.

Seriously, it is not going to damage a child hearing a cartoon advocate drinking. Censorship strikes again, and while I'm not all for swearing, and incredible violence on television during the kid's afternoon hours, there is a line to censorship, and I believe the Australian Communications and Media Authority stepped WAY over the line on this one. The show is already rated PG, as in Parental Guidance. Why don't parent's stop expecting the government to do their work, and start RAISING THEIR CHILDREN?! When little Timmy asks "Daddy, is alcohol really the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems?" Daddy should say "No, Timmy, alcohol is bad for you. It can make you feel really sick.". Feel free to use that line, incompetent parents, I've no use for it. I'm angry, and barely able to string sentences together, and I already did a better job of raising your children than at least 40% of all parents out there. I'm being generous, because even just 40% is an alarming amount of dumbass children. Though it's probably much more.

Hmm, maybe not so short afte-
Shepherd

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Smoking

Don't get used to this, because I don't intend on making a habit of directly replying to my authors.

Smokers are complaining about running out of places to smoke, and the prices being jacked up. JUST QUIT. It's not impossible to quit, you're just too weak to go without. You wanna know how to make a change? DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. Don't repeat the same damn actions and expect a change. Stop buying cigarettes, even if you just smoke because you enjoy it, stop going to those bars. The price will drop down again eventually. The prices aren't just being raised because of taxes. Stores and companies are using those taxes as an excuse to jack up the prices and make a bigger cut.

Then there is the taxes. It's a well established fact that smoking drastically increases the chance of you getting serious diseases, like lung cancer and emphysema. Add up the millions of dollars it costs Medicare to treat all of those effected by these diseases (just those who smoke), and the taxes really don't seem so much anymore. Not to mention the fact that smoking pisses others off. It seems that smokers are now a minority, and I'm sick of standing around on public property, then walking home coughing my guts up because some asshole smoker decided to fuck around with my lungs. Your' "right" to smoke goes well right up until it conflicts with my rights to good health. Also those who didn't fuck themselves up are deprived of hospital beds and operating theaters because smokers messed themselves up, and now want someone else to make it all better.
Don't Smoke, children.
Shepherd

Smoking

Now hands up how many of you out there are smokers.. yeah i thought so.. now all of you with your hands down how many of you have parents or friends who are smokers? ok so now all your hands should be up.. How many of these smokers are suffering from the global finacial crisis? I personally am not suffering from it I am suffering from a lack of a job at the moment but my parents are suffering from it.. so lets talk money.. When I started smoking in the good ol days a 50g pouch of tobacco was roughly $15 (australian) in NSW. These days they have raised the tax on tobacco.. They do this every year some new tax or legislation.. My pouch now costs between 24-30$ per. This does not include papers and filters although those are only about a dollar per packet each. There is no legislation here, there are millions of smokers out there and what better way to get money to the government than to charge people who "need" to buy cigarettes.. now dont say "oh well they should just quit" because many people find it harder than that. I personally dont want to quit and so this isnt my rant.. This is a rant for all of those people who cant quit and are ending up broke because of a stupid government tax. The cost is going up again as with new laws. Tobacco and as of last month all accessories to tobacco (papers filters pipes etc) is now only allowed to be sold at one register.. This law makes no sense.. doesnt matter how many registers you sell it at your still selling it, all this law makes is ques. But now tobacco needs to be stored out of view of the public.. which makes no sense.. Say I go into a shop and I go hmm today I dont feel like smoking white ox what should I have? well now you dont have the choice of looking.. Say i wanted something sweeter or something harsher how can I look at the packets and tell? Also as of last month any tobacco accessories cannot be sold to under 18's. I understand the law behind this however it annoys me being under 18 myself sometimes I run out of paper and just want to go buy paper.. no tobacco is exchanged hands and yet I still need an ID on me.. I do understand that law but it is inconvinient..
Also as of new legislation smoking is no longer allowed on public streets or public areas. Designated smoking zones are now the only place to smoke.
Is it me or are these new laws just inconvinient? Sure they may be trying to deter people from smoking. But I think there is a hidden agenda behind this.. Its a conspiracy. Tobacco costs more so the government gets more money, cant do it in public makes smoking seem secretive and mysterious to todays youth.. it seems like they are still trying to get people smoking to me.. if they didnt want people to smoke they would just ban it.. so why make all these new laws?
Moxy

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

MSN virus

I have a few friends that recently have gotten virus's on their MSN. This is very annoying because they are not the most computer savy and do not know how to fix it but mainly because I use MSN on my phone and I can only have 5 conversations open at once.. someone messages me when I have a convo open and I have to switch over and its their damn "would you like to buy viagra" add that they spam me with.. seriously stop this shit.. learn to fix your damn computers and get rid of your damn virus's. I have resorted to just blocking the people that have those virus's I'm sorry but its really quite annoying! How do people even fall for downloading these if somebody sends me a message saying hey I found these pics of you drunk at a party oh my god my first reaction is not to go oh well obviously they must be right it is to go.. I am a nerd I dont go to partys this must be a virus, and then you look at the link even before clicking it and its like kxybsdsd.xi your like ok well I'm not clicking that.. who seriously goes and clicks it?
Moxy

Monday, July 6, 2009

consequences of your words. (mature language warning)

I am and always will be an advocator of free speech. everyone should have the right to say what they want when they want hurtful racist sexist sweet polite stupid smart I dont care if you want to say it you have the right to. but there is a time and a place for everything and I learnt that the other day.. My manager at work called me a dropkick who couldn’t do anything because we where in a rush and I refused to put fries down for her cos I was cooking burgers.. I told her to go fuck herself not twenty minutes later it is time to send people on their breaks (I know my job very well and if you dont start sending people at 2 on the dot then we will get stuck in the rush down a crew person) She said I am going to do it my way which I guess was fair enough it was her first ever overnight she doesn’t know how it works.. but then she sends me at 15 to 3. (the nightclubs here close at 3 and we are next to 3 of these clubs so we get a really big rush) I told her I cant go on my break now because its to close to rush time I will go at 4 when its quieter she said I was disobeying her and I told her she was being a fat slutty shit that had been hit by the ugly stick.. (which is true).
well long story short I no longer have a job and am on the lookout for a new one..
my moral of the story.. watch your tongue around some people because they have more leverage than you do.
Moxy

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